How to break up with someone:  Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.

aj-cook:

“It’s the first time that I’ve known in every cell of my being that I’m with somebody for the rest of my life.” - Ellen

Doctor Who Quotes: River Song, series 7

emilythebando:

zenbra:

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

Omg literally chay cray

^holy shit sarah

blergedandlawyered:

Look at that dress on her.JUST LOOK AT IT.

blergedandlawyered:

Look at that dress on her.

JUST LOOK AT IT.

Terms of Enrampagement: Can we just talk about how much of a travesty it is that Allison...

blergedandlawyered:

Can we just talk about how much of a travesty it is that Allison Janney isn’t one of the biggest actresses in the world? It’s a disaster. It’s a catastrophe. It’s a cataclysmic event, unrivaled by the likes of any calamity since the dawn of time!

And I wish I were being overdramatic about that….

starrystarrynightx:

Sue Perkins. Yes please

starrystarrynightx:

Sue Perkins. Yes please

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